By Franklin Dohanys
First Golfer: "Hey, how's your golfing game?"
Second Golfer: "Not so stable. it sort of feels the older i am getting, the higher I used to be!"
even if you are cutting your method throughout the fairway or chipping up sufficient airborne dirt and dust to construct an in-ground pool, there is not anything like an outstanding golfing comic story to maintain a duffer from taking the sport too heavily (you be aware of who you are). This riotous assortment comprises sufficient fabric for you and your fellow golfers to chortle your solution to the nineteenth gap, online game after video game.
Two golfer and their caddies have been out at the path in the future. by means of the 15th gap one of many golfers had blown such a lot of putts he went berserk. He began swearing out loud, grabbed his putter and, with a strong toss, threw it on the water threat 40 yards away. One caddy became to the opposite and stated, "Five dollars says he misses the water!"
For an individual with a feeling of humor, even those that imagine that golfing and golfers are most sensible left to America's Funniest Home...
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A hack golfer arrived at the country club for his usual Saturday round of poor golf. On the third hole he hit a lousy tee shot that landed only fifty yards away. Undeterred, he walked over to his golf bag and pulled out an 8-iron and started to prepare for his second shot. “Excuse me, sir,” said the caddie. “You’re 247 yards away from the edge of the green. ” yelled the hacker. ” 17. A man came home from his Thursday night golf league, stormed through the front door, threw his clubs down the basement stairs, and swore he’d never golf again.
A hack golfer with a penchant for making crazy bets was out golfing with two friends one day. ” Smelling easy money, they both took his bet. The hack stepped up to the tee, took a mighty swing, and topped the ball, sending it twelve or so yards down the fairway. ” sniped one of his buddies. Not to be shown up, the hack golfer looked around for a moment, took a pitching wedge from his bag, and proceeded to hit the ball onto the green next to his fairway, where it rolled into the cup. ” 39. A golfer had just finished the worst game of his life, one in a continuing series of bad outings.
His friends all stared in amazement. ” 48. A golfer had played a pretty good round for the day, when he came to the fifteenth hole, a relatively long par-3. ” The caddie obediently handed him the 4-wood, which he topped, sending the ball about fifteen yards into the fairway. ” 49. A poor golfer argued with his caddie over club selection for most of his weekly round at the local club. On the second shot of the eighteenth hole, with 175 yards to go and facing a stiff wind, the caddie handed the golfer a 4-wood.
501 Golf Jokes For Almost All Occassions by Franklin Dohanys